My drug dealer is a better friend to me than half my friends and that’s frustrating because when I go to his house now 99% of the time I’m just hanging out with him and all my friends think I’ve got a coke problem again lol.
"Seeking partner-in-crime for what may or may not involve actual crime. Who cares? what are you, a cop?"
I mean like I don’t go knocking down dead dude’s doors all the time but everybody like “YES EGON SCHIELE SO INSPIRING SO GOOD SO GREAT” but like the dude repeatedly got chased out of towns and cities for fucking children and everybody is just like *standing ovation*
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